Those #Red #Commy #Basterds got it right…

So, one of the songs on my iPod is the USSR National Anthem. It’s a glorious sounding song that just in the language of music alone promotes a glorious and successful image. The music makes you swell with pride, even if that’s not your country.

I remember as a child, the Soviets were the evil people. They stood for everything we didn’t.

This was the first war in history that was fought entirely by spies and backroom politicians. The Cold War between those “Red Commy Basterds” and the “Capitalist Pigs”!

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But those Red Commy Basterds got it right. They were able to make their country appear to be a glorious nation where every citizen was working towards a (successful) future for the Rodina. One of the best ways to get this across was through the Olympics. The Soviet Union was the single most dominant force during its run in the Olympic movement. There was always stories about how the athletes trained for the glory of the Rodina. The good, supporting, nurturing Rodina always provided for these athletes and made sure they could train with the best.

The Soviet Union was so big that it was amazing the times they were knocked off their pedestal.

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The Miracle On Ice was when the all amateur US Olympic Hockey Team beat the ol’ dominant CCCP.

Of course, the truth was that they only provided in this manner for the top echelon people in the country. No one ever got to see the peasants being mistreated in the country. Score one for the propaganda ministry…at least for half a century…

Ussr National Anthem by Red Army Choir Listen on Posterous

In which @howardstern sticks his foot in his mouth…again…

CC: @robertabooey, @bronk, @rqui, @sternshow, #carpaltunnel

So listening to the Stern Show today, Howard did it again. He opened his big, fat mouth. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not trying to bash Howard on Twitter. I know he’s self-conscious about what people say about him. I like Howard. That’s the reason that I pay for service from Sirius.

But, when Howard opened his big mouth about carpal tunnel syndrome, I cry bullshit. I don’t have that specific issue, but I have other similar nerve problems. They are tied to a degenerative issue I have had for 15-20 years. Only in this calendar year have I had a doctor look at me and say they believe something is wrong.

Why in the hell would I go through surgical procedures if this was psychological? Please be careful Mr. Stern. That really bothered me.

Hey @bronk…

Tell @howardstern to take your plug off the air. Now hearing #OnlineSweetheart, I hear in my head the song “Lesbian Seagull” from #SouthPark.

By the time I got to work, it was just rainy…

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By the time I got to work, it was just rainy…

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It was snowing on the way to work today…

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It was snowing on the way to work today…

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Lots of heavy, wet snow fell tonight…

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Lots of heavy, wet snow fell tonight…

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Too cute…

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Too cute…

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So I notice out the window that the rain is falling slower than it should. I go outside to look? The snow line has come down below 3500 feet!!! And the ground is just now getting cold enough for accumulation.

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So I notice out the window that the rain is falling slower than it should. I go outside to look? The snow line has come down below 3500 feet!!! And the ground is just now getting cold enough for accumulation.

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#Obama & #Otunga - #WWE

David #Otunga graduated from #Harvard Law and passed the bar in Chicago. Has a #Kenyan father and #American mother. He’s the #IncredibleHulk version of #Obama!!!

#WWE #Raw

I think it hilarious that #JustForMen is a sponsor of Raw tonight after @CMPunk made the comment about “Big Lazy with the giant tube of Just For Men”!

Satisfaction! I see #traffic backed up on the freeway. I only need the next light. The speed limit is 45 mph. I was passing everyone on the freeway!

#Overheard #SportClips #ESPN #BobMarley #BobbyMcFerrin

ESPN had Takaeo Spikes in to talk about the NFL lockout while I was getting my haircut at SportClips. They asked him a question at the end of the interview about his favorite Bob Marley song when they showed Spikes in a Bob Marley t-shirt. Guy in the seat next to me says “What does his favorite Bob Marley song have to do with anything?” His stylist says “My favorite Bob Marley song is Be Happy, Don’t Worry.” **awkward pause** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was hilarious.

#FranklinAndBash #FandB #TNT

Mad PROPS to the producers of Franklin & Bash on TNT. They casted Tommy Chong to play the judge in a marijuana possession case.  That’s the biggest laugh I’ve had all day when I watched that.

#jinx #curse #idk

Help me figure this out. I go on vacation for a couple of weeks. I get back home. The first time I go in to town, I sit at a stop light nearly 15 minutes and almost get sideswiped by an idiot not looking while entering the freeway. Today I go town again, and I almost get sideswiped by an idiot not looking in a double turn lane. What’s up? Did I pick up a curse?

#Traffic #Fail

Interstate narrowed to one lane and backed up because of a work convoy. I stay on the access road. 3 cycles of the green light later, I’m still sitting here thanks to a short green light, slow starters, and big time line cutters!